Reign of the Undead - Revolution

-So, I like playing forum games they can be a lot of fun so I figured I would suggest we play some finish the story.

Rules+

>Only use 10 words per post, then wait for someone else to post<
>Please have the story make sense<
>Make our clan story funny and absurd please<

Hope you guys like the idea and wanna play,

 {STORY BEGINNING BELOW}

So one day a man named Ed was walking through...

... the forest when he suddenly saw his really hot ex-girlfriend ...



Question: Do I have to use always 10 words? Or can I use less?

So he hid and started to fap

Of course his ex saw this and ...

She hit his weener with a large branch...

.. and now he probably can't get children anymore.

But that's ok cause he hates children

... because they will probably get longer 'weeners' than him.

But on the other hand, women like big weeners

.. as they should like cleaning the kitchen.

But for some strange reason, they don't...

... even give a blowjob to ARC.

.. but prefer to go girl on girl.

Lucky, they always start fleeing when they see Fabio naked.

After after their 'warm-up' they'll turn to me